I made love without her, and I just barely made it.

“The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lo…”

“I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I tho…”

“I’m nothing. I’m just a humble man in a bumblebee costume trying to pollinate w…”

“A brick could be used as brain filler for the political mind, just in case one …”