I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.

“The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I …”

“I wear clothing made out of green screen material, because then I can go chamel…”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally o…”

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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