I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.

“The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting.”

“Attorney ethics is a contradiction in terms, and its nonexistence is well docum…”

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test…”

“A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise…”