I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.

“My mother always told me not to pick my nose, so I’m going let the plastic surg…”

“A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but…”

“With cars I like newer models, but with people I like older models. Why aren’t …”

“A brick is a baton, as it passes from a civilization in ruin to one on the rise…”