I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.

“Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savin…”

“I love tables. And dancing. Oh, and I love table dancing, although Grandmother …”

“Sometimes I wish Jim Morrison were still alive, because I'd love to see a conce…”

“I buy black clothes, so I can hide behind my shadow.”