I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.

“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a j…”

“Of all the ways to murder someone, slowly, over the course of about 75 years or…”

“A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportati…”

“A brick could be used to say hi to Pink Floyd.
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