I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?

“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”

“With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change a…”

“Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say tha…”

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the …”