I make love with the accuracy of Joe Montana, and from a distance of up to 100 yards.

“Love is like being featherless in mid flight and not even wondering if you tast…”

“The internet's a great way to meet people. You never really know someone until …”

“If I started yesterday, I’d be a master of tomorrow.”

“I feel like someone who has a parade named in their honor, and doesn’t get invi…”