I may give up on life one day, but that doesn’t mean my clones will just roll over and die. There are just too many people who need my help, people willing to pay for my services.

“Science, where would scientists be without it? They’d probably still be in my b…”

“The internet's a great way to meet people. You never really know someone until …”

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.”

“The closest my penis has come to my sexy coworker’s vagina, is piss splatters o…”