I may have a point, but that still leaves me two points shy of a three-point turn. But I'd rather be right than reverse course forward.

“My girl didn’t step out on me. She just stood in the doorway and wouldn’t close…”

“My penis is seven. Not years old or even inches. No, my genitalia is the prime …”

“I’ll give you the key to my heart, if you promise not to make duplicates.”

“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get m…”