I may look like someone you know. I resemble an apple pie.

“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask wh…”

“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked …”

“Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 
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“His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him?…”