I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.

“Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earth…”

“The police made sure he wasn’t dead. Then they killed him.”

“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.”

“A brick could be crushed into powder, like cocaine, and snorted to stimulate th…”