I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I thought that that one day in my life, a day I don’t even remember, might define his own identity, and I didn’t want to make him cry.

“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow an…”

“I’m the Robert the Bruce of Bruces. I’m also the Robert the Bruce of Roberts. 
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“I’m bilingual, speaking English and body language. I prefer the latter, because…”

“I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps…”