I met two twins, each named Dakota. I nicknamed the older one North, and the younger one I called—you guessed it—Cock Tease.

“I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank…”

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”

“There are so many cheeses that I can't keep track of all their names. The dairy…”

“Sunny days are the perfect days to spy on people. Especially at night (offer on…”