I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind.

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”

“When there’s no more food, only the anorexics will be amped up. And I’ll be the…”

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of sayi…”

“A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are…”