I miss my ex girlfriend a lot. But at least I’m getting to be a better shot.

“Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So c…”

“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them…”

“My writing, it’s all I have. Well, aside from my health. And shelter, food, and…”

“Mr. and Mrs. Foster are not my foster parents. Also, they’re not even married t…”