I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I put on my lipstick, pulled up my pants, and got back to work.

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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“I am not challenging you to be you, I am challenging you to be you. In the firs…”

“Like eggs, I’m scrambling to get ahead in this economic depression.”

“If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because w…”