I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.


“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved win…”

“Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley.
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“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unr…”

“As our bodies are mostly made of water, I’d rather be hungry than thirsty. And …”