I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.

“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interroga…”

“The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom win…”