I need to condense my adrenaline, carbonate it, sweeten it, and sell it as an energy drink. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Nobody is either honest or dishonest. Life is a gradient, and a saint might be …” “I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.” “The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.” “My plan to live from 65 to forever is to simply keep showing up. I also don’t w…”