I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.

“Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so…”

“I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

“I had a sort of hooray! experience in front of the mirror today. I saw myself f…”