I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.

“Pigs might make great pets, but they make better breakfast. I’ll take one big s…”

“Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.”

“Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know …”

“In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language…”