I need your compliments to feed my ego, because it’s bored of mac and cheese. And honestly, so am I.

“I’d rather be me being me than me trying to be my own clone. I try to stay true…”

“People call me “Mustache,” because I have an eyebrow on my upper lip. When I cl…”

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of te…”

“I tie my smile like a shoelace.”