I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in Texas.

“Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path t…”

“Bricks could be used to fill my empty trophy cabinet. But first I’ve got to win…”

“I used to drive a parking lot, and I’d always park it directly under somebody’s…”

“Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parent…”