I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

“It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.”

“Mourn for Ophelia, if you like. Put ashes on your head because Cordelia was str…”

“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.”

“I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have lo…”