I noticed you piss standing up, Dr. Kravenkrotch said.

How do you kn—oh, do I splatter? I asked?

Not sure. But there is a hole in the bathroom wall, and I spy on you while you pee.

“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. 
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“I’m a big cat lover, so I thought it’d be cool to join the Black Panther party.…”

“I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to …”

“Despite marking the spot, Generation X has no treasure. How could they, when I …”