I once had a professor who could condense an entire lecture into a can of frozen orange juice. Talk about hard to concentrate.

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and…”

“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white i…”

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try s…”

“Sex, like business, is better with multiple partners.”