I once wrote a book ten stories high. Each story was a story.

“Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So c…”

“A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. H…”

“I listen to AM radio in the AM, and AM radio for an AM audience in my PM (thoug…”

“It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like p…”