I only get information from mutes, because they’re sure to keep things quiet.

“If this book looks like it took me 15 minutes to put together, that’s because i…”

“I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out.”

“The man lying on the sofa seemed friendly. But how friendly could he really be …”

“If my name were Ouch, it would pain me to introduce myself. As it is now, I onl…”