I opened my wallet and gave him a coupon, hoping he’d open his wallet and give me money.

“A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to be…”

“If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.”

“A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.”

“Just because you don’t have an arrest record doesn’t mean you’re not a criminal…”