I plan on putting off death my whole life.

“Love, I wrote the book on it. Unfortunately, nobody would publish it, so I felt…”

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”

“Amnesia is not the only time you’ll forget who you are. It’ll also happen the f…”

“Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, beca…”