I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I hide behind my patriotism, and I hide my patriotism among red, white, and blue foliage.)


“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular R…”

“Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned…”

“For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book…”

“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”