I plugged the hole up with my thumb, so at least I wouldn’t sink. But it was really uncomfortable floating on that lake with my thumb up my ass.

“He’s like my best friend. And I say that only because I have no real friends, a…”

“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humo…”

“If I shake your hand, and then jack off, it’s as if you gave me an indirect han…”

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex wit…”