I postulate that there is something stickier than semen. That substance is love.

“A brick could be used to describe somebody hard and inflexible, and a blanket c…”

“Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.”

“She works in the corporate business center, and I work in a satellite location.…”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”