I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.

“If I don’t clean off the bug corpses that are petrified on my bumper for looks,…”

“The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, a…”

“Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.”

“I needed to take her to a concert, or maybe invite her out to go stencil street…”