I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and licking out loudly.

“People who collect books, and categorize them by Roy G. Biv instead of alphabet…”

“I’ll gyrate my hips at irate guests to generate income for the generations.”

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple …”

“The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of Chin…”