I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.

“What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.”

“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s w…”

“A brick could be used like Dracula uses binoculars. I swear that pervert peeps …”

“Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.”