I put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.

“If I asked people how many people there are in the world, I’ll bet more than ha…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“I’m trying to assess how many how manies I’ll need to start a baseball team. I …”

“Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the mo…”