I put my deodorant on like I’m painting my armpits with a paintbrush. Art is everywhere and in everything—especially love.

“My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis.
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“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intes…”

“I’d like to write a screenplay about my grandpa, and I’d like my future grandso…”

“My penis’ name is Pride. Pride is something every woman should be filled with.”