I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the…”

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“A blanket could be used as a makeshift trampoline, to attract midgets to your p…”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”