I put the hop in IHOP, and jumped on my pan of pancakes and then on to Panama. That’s standard government issued foolishness right there.

“Call me paranoid, but the shape the human hand makes when extending out for a h…”

“A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. That’s why I travel with a fishing …”

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed i…”

“I’m at a point in my life where I feel like I can’t go anywhere. Maybe I’ll try…”