I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a black-tie event. Shirts, jackets, pants, and shoes are optional.

“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dres…”

“I’m on the cusp of owning two cups.”

“Both things have pros, and both have cons, but I think the pros and cons equal …”

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I j…”