I put two bricks side by side in the grass and called it a race. Neither one moved so I renamed it a tie. It’s too bad too, because the winner would have won a new home, with air travel tossed in, a view, a window, and a chance to help start the process of repairing a broken home.


“Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, …”

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. Here’s my prediction: Tomorrow wi…”

“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”

“How many ways can I say “I love you”? I could say it in another language, like …”