I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartment too.

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“The one benefit of Alzheimer’s is that you can keep giving them the same gift o…”

“When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to …”

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”