I ran across an old friend of mine yesterday, and I didn’t even attempt to hit the brakes.

“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first.…”

“In this economic recession, I have resorted to wearing my lucky underwear to jo…”

“A brick could be used to help define your rigid beliefs. I put my beliefs to be…”