I refuse to dispense chewable advice for free. I’m not a bubblegum machine. No, my fees are 25 cents higher.

“Dream dialogue: 
-Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different.
-But …”

“I plugged the hole up with my thumb, so at least I wouldn’t sink. But it was re…”

“Fruit punch is better than a sucker punch—but quick, flex your abs.”

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my …”