I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral.

“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For e…”

“Everybody who is 100 was at one time 25. But not everybody who is 25 will live …”

“My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time.”

“I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.”