I rode the night mare like a bad dream. I rode with no saddle and a midget on my back (the midget also rode me with no saddle).

“I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make i…”

“If my last name were Drinkfood, I’d pour you a hot cup of spaghetti. And if my …”

“The only way I’ll ride a horse is if that horse is in a wheelchair, being pushe…”

“For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Th…”