I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.

“I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.”

“When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women…”

“You stare down your opponent, lights twinkle, but you don’t blink. This is all …”

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table w…”