I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her lingering presence.

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”

“I wouldn’t mind politicians lying to me, stealing from me, or senselessly makin…”

“My last name comes after my first name, but it came before my first name, and i…”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sl…”